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2. S.O.M.D.
Short for:

Sit On My Dick
"Yo, you look like a nerd"
"S.O.M.D. you asshole!"
1. S.O.M.D.
Son of a mother duck!
*hit basketball into net with baseball bat from 200ft.*

"SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!"

abbr. S.O.M.D.
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