*Also a song title by Elastia.
person #1: How do you do?
person #2: S.O.F.T.
an older person that has very little sense. whatever theyve done and they know theyre in the wrong, they fall into the catagory of "soft".this is usually used when small children and old ladies are around, stil..old ladies are not exempt from the term which means......
old grumpy get, pushing a wheelchair with his elderly mother in it, deliberately rams into your achilles....the retort would be "stupid old fucking twat"
or "s.o.f.t. cunt"
Originated out of Westgate High school in Thunder Bay Ontario. It is generally, used to describe the social outcasts and so-called "dirty kids". We all know the types of ugly, metal band loving, "RANCID" sacks of nothing, that are definable B.O.F.s. If you can't recall ever encountering one of these elite specimines just go to the deepest, darkest cornor of your local high school and you are more than likely to see, one of these socially disgraced, souls.
Do not go looking for the smell of these beings; they cannot be defined through scent. One needs to witness one of these monstrosities in order to fully comprehend just exactly what a B.O.F. is.
Some B.O.F.s have been tagged and monitored by authorities ranging from numbers one straight through to 111. For your protection if you do come into contact with one of these humans please contact your local authorities and they will provide you with the appropriate vaccination information and a strile towel to ease the pain off until further help is contacted.
"Look at that B.O.F."
"That B.O.F. is actually cutting himself."
"Look at all the B.O.F.s fighting in that bush."
1. Servant Of (The) Bones: a once-prominent PimpsLord cartel founded by Candy, et. al., based in Tokyo, Japan (not the real Tokyo, but the Tokyo of the PimpsLord universe); consisted of many cartels, of which many members therewith were Free Pimps (non-subscribers). They held an ongoing allegiance (or at least a no-hit) with the Hatters cartels (Mad Hatters, Dark Hatters), and had strong opposition from the Tiger Team and F.L.C./Ducks (Fun Lovin' Criminals) cartels. The Servant of the Bones have since disbanded, along with their rival cartels - the only major cartel of that era still presently intact and relevant is the Hatters cartels, though rumored talks of an S.O.B. revival have been recently confirmed.
2. Perhaps some similarly-named cult or fan club of the Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony. Not saying I've ever heard of such a cult/fan club, but consider the possibility...
3. Son Of (A) Bitch/Son Of (A) Bastard/Son Of (A) Biscuit (clean version).
4. (Archaic) Spot Of Brilliance.
Servant Of The Bones Motto:more...
Bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone/A'tell me whatcha' gonna do, when there ain't nowhere to run?/When judgement comes for you, judgement comes for you/Whatcha' gonna do, when there ain't nowhere to hide?
Tiger Team Cartel Leader: Yo, henchman, what happened to all your thugs, bro?
Tiger Team Cartel Henchman: Effin' S.O.B.s zeroed me - motherf#$k the S.O.B.s!
F.L.C. Cartel Leader: Henchmen, we gotta extort more; we don't have enough cartel thugs for protection - hit the grids and get some money.
F.L.C. Cartel Henchman A: But boss, the S.O.B.s just gridded me a while ago for trying to extort in Tokyo!
F.L.C. Cartel Henchman B: Yeah, me too!
F.L.C. Cartel Henchman C: That's 'cause you guys are losers! Why would you even go to Tokyo to extort when you can extort here in New York? That s@#t would've never happened to you if you would've stayed here in New York! (Checks his status, only to find that he's been zeroed whilst in New York) Wait a minute - never mind...
F.L.C. Cartel Henchman D: Motherf#$k those S.O.B.s, man!
F.L.C. Cartel Leader: Whoops, looks like I just got zeroed too; seems we're going to have to ask T...
adjective. Some who likes to agravate the people who are b.r.o.w.n. (see b.r.o.w.n.) The s.m.i.t.h. are usually people who try to mask their homosexuality by trying to spot any fault in the b.r.o.w.n. to get rid of any attention as to not reveal their differance. The s.m.i.t.h. usually go shopping every three to four days for miscellanious things, often at spencers gifts. S.m.i.t.h. people often get their s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. by a family member, usually the father since only men can be s.m.i.t.h.
You shouldn't hang around that guy, I think he is s.m.i.t.h.!
TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.
TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).
Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.
Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Stands for Possibility For Significant Other, a person whom you have a crush on, and you know has a crush on you, but you just haven't started dating yet.
A: Have you and C hooked up yet?
B: Naw, we're just P.F.S.O's right now.