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i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

I.L.Y.S.M.B.I.D.K.I.Y.L.M.B 

I love you so much but I don't know if you love me back
When texting a girl you love and you don't know if she loves you you risk it all and see I.L.Y.S.M.B.I.D.K.I.Y.L.M.B

H.s.I.l.y.s.m.b.y.d. 

Hey stupid, I love you but you don't know
Me: H.s.I.l.y.s.m.b.y.d.
Her: Hm?
Me: Nevermind...

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. 

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back
i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

S.M.D.B. 

After seeing a hot girl at a party, Ryan approached this girl and asked her to, "S.M.D.B."

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b 

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back
Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b