An acronym for squirrels in my pants. This is a reference to a rap song from the popular children's T.V. Show Phineas and Ferb.
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
S.I.M.P., Squirrels in my pants!
a guy who acts all tough like he doesn't care about his girlfriend around his friends but acts all whipped in front of his girlfriend.
Simp: Alicia's nothin to me. I don't even like her, man. I'm just playin her.
Simp: Baby girl, i love you. You're my everything.
•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit",
The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens",
A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp
Guy that claims they are players/pimps. But when they are with a girl they spend their money on them, their time on them tell them they love em. But the bitch is playing them!!
The Beltran Brothers are straight simps. Val be buying bitches cars, clothes, supporting these bitches while they kick it. Bitches don't even have jobs. Simp ass fool can't even afford a hair cut but bitch is rolling brand spanking new car. Marco be taking his ex wife on vacations. Trying to impress this bitch when this bitch has no love for him. These brothers are staights simps.. Using their kids as excuses to be simps!!
simp contains the root words sissy and pimp. a simp is a dude who is a sissy pimp usually has a gf so in a sense is pimpin' but is a fuckin wuss becasue he is so sprung on some hoe hints the simp
simpin' aint eassyyyyyy
when someone (guy or girl) is being too emotional or shows it too much
Ex. I miss her so much. She was my world my everything why would she leave me!! Man I'm sorry I'm being such a simp right now.
Ex. When you're feeling under the weather. Like hearing sad songs, barely speaking, crying, etc. Someone would tell this person to stop simpin.
A straight up melvin, a cockmaster, or a bitch. One who acts cool around his crew then turns around and is a complete bitchass with the women. He buys them shit, he tries to talk smack about his own gang, and he just want pussy from the bitches (which he won't cause the women know he a simp).
Dude 1: Dawg that boy Christopher is a complete simp, look at that nigga over there with Sue tryna get pussy
Dude 2: I know it; last week that nigga smoked that bitch Mildred out like 4 times for free, and he didn't even smoke til like a week ago. That man simpin for real.