S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.
The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).
F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.
Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.
Sympathetic audio urinary reflex.
The sudden uncontrollable urge to urinate when pouring liquids or hearing the sound of pouring liquids.
While filling the lawnmower with gas, upon hearing the gasoline pour, you suddenly have to pee worse than you ever have in your life, but you were fine seconds before.
Turning to friend, quick get out of my way I have S.A.U.R.
A.T.M.A.S.A.P Means Answer This Mail As Soon As Possible u can use it in mails and on MSN cause you can change mail to messeage
Mail: So how are you
Hugs from Mary
A cornwall rap duo consisting of MC Dawson and Garage Raper. The duo are yet to reales there debut album. C.U.R.C stands for Cornwall`s Ultimate Rapping Champions. C.U.R.C Are the first major thing to come out of the thriving south west coast hip hop scene. The duo`s much awaited first single will be out in 2009 with the name ' Burnt '.
WOW, C.U.R.C are the realest ever niggas to hit the streets of cornwall.
WOW, C.U.R.C are nearly as good as the Wu-tang clan. Although nothing will ever beat the Wu.
M: Masturbation to
I just got diagnosed with l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome, so my mom can't be mad.
SuCK me up right quick
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yo fuck wroung wit u u kno what s.m.u.r.q
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