Person 1: \"Check out my new Mercedes-Benz S-Class\"
Person 2: \"Yeah, weighs more than South Africa, with the power of a pencil sharpner... must handle like a shopping trolley\"
Person 1: \"Well its a Mercedes, so there\"
Person 2: \"Yeah, tell me when you need to replace any body panels when the fall off, I can hook you up\"
Person 1: \"But have a look at it... it is so beautiful\"
Person 2: \"Yeah those wheel arches - Mazda RX-8, short wheel over hangs AND the lack of chrome highlights AND the short roofline AND the antenna AND THE BOOOT ARE ALL FROM BMW YOU SAD SAD LOSER!\"
Person 3: \"Thank god for insurance\" - (sets car on fire)
S500 4 Matic
The man driving the S8 felt like a rat when the S600 V12 drove by at 180 mph.