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Shit, Shower and Shave - Used to indiate that you will be getting ready for work or out for a night on the town.
1. Dude, I'll be there in an hour. I just need to finish my (three S / S S S) regimen.

2. I'll be there before the game starts. I just need to Shit, Shower and Shave.
by Jeff Mahoney December 31, 2005

### Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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by Maspuce August 27, 2003

### Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Acronym meaning Shit, Shave & Shower. Order of words vary depending on the preferences of the user.

For example, you may Shit, Shave & Shower, but your friend might Shit, Shower & Shave.
I have to go SSS before we go clubbing.
by DTraj May 16, 2007

### Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Lucy is such a good SSS, she can find anything about anyone, anywhere!
by notyourrouter August 09, 2012

### Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Dumb-ass baseball fan: "Dude, Aaron Rowand is hitting .353 over the past week"
Fan: "SSS, he's hitting .219 over the whole year, he'll back to striking out on sliders in the dirt in no time"
by hank25 July 31, 2010

### Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Shoot, Shovel, Shut-up. A way of eliminating unwanted acquaintances.
I think a little SSS might solve this problem
by Mazeman June 28, 2006

### Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Side side side
Used as a proof for congruency between two triangles, whereby each side of one triangle is equal in length to the corresponding side in another triangle.
The sss congruency proof has no real-world purpose.
by sixbones lol October 23, 2005

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