A short, sarcastic bastard, usually half-ukranian and half-hobbit. Charicterized by love of beer, zombie movies, and a casual indifference towards the feelings of others.
"Hey Tina, I hear you just caught your husband cheating on you. Want to join me Fri night to watch 'Zombie Strippers'?"
"Damnit Jason your such a rybka!!" *slap*