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The douchiest of douche bags. One who finds it impossible to say a true word. Can go without pussy so knocks one girls up, has a new girl a day later, who he knocks up, and then spends the rest of his life bouncing between the two with promises of a changed man. Worse than a Rat, he will not Rat a fellow out and then cry forevermore about how he could of.
Dude...did you just go from one baby momma to another and miraculously change completely in one day...that's totally Ryan Ponce dude.
by TheTruth112255 May 30, 2011