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1. A brand of toilet paper that sucks ass.
"Aw man, they're all out of Cottonelle"

"Dude, just get the Ryan Leaf Paper."

"But that stuff gives me chlamydia"

"At least it's good for 14 wipes and 36 picks- Just like Ryan Leaf!"
by RyanLeaf4-6 May 05, 2009
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