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its the top shelf at the oriental massage parlor. after a hearty massage she starts to play with your bung with her tongue. Then you rise up on all fours and she starts playing with your unit like its a trombone. Her face will then look rusty, hence the name. Its one of the common techniques taught in massage school.
Tyler won a couple grand in vegas and all he could think about was spending it at the massage parlor for a rusty trombone.
by marcuswelbywrites June 26, 2007
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1.
To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.
by Andy Rush January 20, 2003
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2.
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.
by JAZ October 14, 2004
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3.
Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.
"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."
by Ryan May 24, 2004
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4.
the act of a woman (or man) eating out the asshole of a man while reaching under his crotch and administering a handjob. (slang: rusty trom)
Man, Ashley gave me a rusty trom last night. It was awesome.
by Bryan asadsfadasfa December 02, 2003
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5.
When someone is tonguing your balloon knot while giving you the good ole reach-around.
I received my first rusty trombone in Maastricht.
by NYPD February 09, 2004
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6.
A simultaneous rim-job/ hand-job.
got a great rusty trombone yesterday
by Mikus February 06, 2003
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7.
when a girl is jacking you off and licking your browneye at the same time
waaa waaaa waaaaaaa
by comal6669 October 19, 2003
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