rusty slide-whistle 

Basically the gender reverse of the rusty trombone. That said, details matter. As the gentleman lovingly rims the fair maiden, he rubs his index finger along the moistened edges of her (insert preferred term) for her comfort. Next, slowly insert said finger in the aforementioned, while lovingly whistling the tune of her choice, hence creating a chorus of musical pleasure.

Ah girl, my man played me "patience" on the rusty slide-whistle last night, Guns-n-Roses never sounded of felt so good.

rusty slide-whistle by lavoinha August 26, 2006

Rusty Slidehammer 

When a girl takes a shit in her own hand and then she gets on her knees, eats your asshole out from behind while the male is standing up and she also jerks you off at the same time with her shit filled hand.

Mark: Hey I got a nasty rusty slidehammer last night after coming home from the Bar

Joe: Awesome! I got one last week from her too!

Rusty Slidehammer by Hotshot Trombone August 26, 2009

Rusty slide wistle 

When your licking a chics ass and your fingering her pussy at the same time.

Hay i gave ur girlfriend a rusty slide wistle last night wile you were passed out

Rusty slide wistle by T.R. fuckery July 14, 2017

rusty slide 

The act of sliding down a rusty slide.

John Johnson slid down the rusty slide.

rusty slide by Faggnome420 May 5, 2018

Rusty Slide Whistle 

The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.

"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"

Rusty Slide Whistle by Matthew Mcconaughey's peepee November 29, 2019

rusty scissor power slide

A sexual act in which two men start by anus scissoring, but then slide in synchronization in a clockwise motion so that major penis-to-anus penetration occurs.

Rob, being the chief, ordered butt-pirate Andy to rusty scissor power slide JP. They thoroughly enjoyed it as Rob video taped the whole thing.

rusty scissor power slide by Wordupbrah June 21, 2011