When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.
Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.
by xpartofitx January 12, 2012
When you fart all night under the covers completely naked and your hemroids are bleeding as well.
"Man I had a rusty dutch oven last night. This morning I had to wipe the poo and blood off of my roids before I could apply the Prep H. Although the smell wasn't too bad."
by Alex Tribec March 07, 2007