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An accent you can do to prevent yourself from getting mugged in a dark alley.
Muggers say "Do you know what neighborhood you're in buddy?!?"

Russian guy says with heavy accent "You tink dis bad neighburhood?"

*muggers back away*
by AlligatorIsHungry >".=.> July 27, 2010
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A nation who still have some common sense and many of whom are educated well enough or are inquisitive enough to know facts about other nations, not prejudices. Sadly, the thing is mostly asymetric, for which reason some other nations (particularly those English-speaking) don't take the trouble of learning more about Russia of reality and live on ages-old prejudices about Russia, those prejudices being the ugly mummified thing that has survived since the times when people didn't have geographical maps and is still galvanized into life by lots of haughty journalists and people who often don't have any experience of Russia or don't think deeply enough before opening their mouth. Also, many small and unimportant facts about Russia are blown out to lead readers and listeners away from really interesting and important events and forming a distorted picture of Russia. To my mind, it's a form of racism. With which I'm personally fed up.
Russians are forbidden by law to wear bright clothes (if you believe it, you are one of those misled)
by Russian Oil April 08, 2012
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A fascinating language spoken by nearly 300 million people worldwide. It is somewhat difficult to pick up because of its six noun cases, but it is the vehicle of one of the world's richest and most beautiful literatures. Much harder than Spanish but more interesting.
Whoa, this Russian grammar book sure is hard!
by shroomcracker December 18, 2004
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a person who is born anywere in the world, but has Russian blood. usually blue eyes, light brown hair...very strong, and very strong drinkers. good, loyal friends--but run fast if you piss them off. great scientists, chess players, and hockey players. Men are real fighters and will not give up at anything. Russian girls seem to be very desirable, check out Mel Gibson's new wife.
by ru!!!!! February 12, 2010
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People that are stereotyped way too much. Not all Russian people are drunk, or annoying. Only racists, or people who don't know any better care to go on urbandictionary and make mean definitions.
-I've lived in Russia all my life, and no, it's not a country full of drunks.
-Exactly, I know some very nice Russians.
by People Who Know Better April 23, 2011
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sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and jerks himself off with them
"I did a Russian on that girl over there with the huge boobs."
by yermomma138 January 17, 2005
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"Russians don't get drunk. They get tough." ~ Learned Person
My Russian friend was kidding himself. He was very much drunk. And not very tough at all.
by JStot June 13, 2007
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