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A race of people whos country takes up 1/7 of the earths land and have vodka pouring from their household taps. If your drunk and think of something extremely stupid or ridiculous to be the first one to do - a russian has already done it. "Watch out hes Russian!"
If you think that the joke "What do you call an attractive woman in Russia? a tourist." funny you are a sweaty potato and an anthony gillan and you can lick my sack because russian women are poon |
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A fascinating language spoken by nearly 300 million people worldwide. It is somewhat difficult to pick up because of its six noun cases, but it is the vehicle of one of the world's richest and most beautiful literatures. Much harder than Spanish but more interesting. Whoa, this Russian grammar book sure is hard!
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sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and jerks himself off with them "I did a Russian on that girl over there with the huge boobs."
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a person whos origin is northeastern europe, and most likely has a name like:
Olga Dimitri Sergei Natasha Sasha (Alex) etc etc..... usually yells to others very loud in russian, and many of them smoke, drink, and smoke up i was just kidding...i gots lotsa russian friends!!!
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An accent you can do to prevent yourself from getting mugged in a dark alley. Muggers say "Do you know what neighborhood you're in buddy?!?"
Russian guy says with heavy accent "You tink dis bad neighburhood?" *muggers back away* |
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"Russians don't get drunk. They get tough." ~ Learned Person My Russian friend was kidding himself. He was very much drunk. And not very tough at all.
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a person who is born anywere in the world, but has Russian blood. usually blue eyes, light brown hair...very strong, and very strong drinkers. good, loyal friends--but run fast if you piss them off. great scientists, chess players, and hockey players. Men are real fighters and will not give up at anything. Russian girls seem to be very desirable, check out Mel Gibson's new wife. i'm russian and proud to be one!
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1.Me
2.Treat Vodka like water 3.One of the world most reknown mafias 4.Sport is hockey |
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