When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns
John: Dude you should have been at the party last night

Nate: Why, what happened

John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown

Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome
by slappy wag o'harra December 16, 2007
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