In soviet russia, door opens you!
Can also be funny in some situations:
In soviet russia, computer turns on you! Wait, shit... that happens in america too!
"in soviet russia food cooks YOU"
"in soviet russia car drives YOU"
"roses are red,
violets are blue,
in soviet russia,
poem writes YOU"
In America, you shoot heroin.
In Soviet Russia, Heroin shoots YOU!!
To write Russian Reversal, use this simple template.
In Soviet Russia, (noun) (transitive verb)s YOU!!
"In Soviet Russia, definition writes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, hooker pays YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Russian reverses YOU!!"
"Shut up COMMUNIST! Russian Reversal is DEAD."
This is because Soviet Russia is a wondrous land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary American events and situations. Imagine your wonder when, upon calling a taxi, you discover that here in Soviet Russia, taxi calls YOU!!
In Soviet Russia prisoners arrest YOU!!
In Soviet Russia dog walks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia baby gives birth to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia n00b pwns YOU!!
note: can also include salad tossing (hence called the Putin Cocktail)