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1.
While playing WoW, the graphics turn into geometrical shapes and all the text turns into what appears to be Russian text.
Holy crap! I just had a Russian Meltdown! Gotta reboot and reset WoW.
by Clyher May 01, 2010
 
2.
When your engaging in anal sex, you grab a golf club and ball, you drive the gold ball up her asshole and punch her in the stomach until she pukes out her intestines.
"My teacher let me give her a 'russian meltdown' last night."
by J.T.Z. March 06, 2009