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adj. The state of extreme incorrectness and or stupidity; referred to simply as WRONG.

v. To be completely and utterly wrong.
In a scenario where an individual would otherwise be so incorrect or wrong to the point where it is necessary to bring it to his or her attention. you then exclaim "Russell!" Instead of: Wrong; Idiot; or another suitable synonym.

Teacher: "What is 2+2"
Student: "Gateway Loop!"
Teacher: "What?!?"
Student: "Game."
Teacher: "You're Russell"
Russell(Previously the Student): "You wanna fight John?"
Teacher(Laughing uncontrollably): "Oh Russell"
by nuckckckckckckckck July 22, 2010
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A tall, tan man that likes to shave his body and rub baby oil all over it. He wears woman's underwear on the weekends. He is a closet fag that suffers from Compulsive Masturbasting.
Hey look at that guy!, I bet he is a Russell.
by Hoggs August 08, 2012
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Noun: one who eats peculiar objects as a freak show to earn a living.

Verb: ("to pull a russell") to walk into a classroom with your penis hanging out of your fly as a result of poor zipper planning and not wearing underwear.
"Oh man, I pulled a Russell yesterday! It was the worst feeling ever!" or "I gave that Russell four bucks for eating a snake's head."
by Pat Rutz June 12, 2005
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a person with an extremly large left foot
"wow, that person a russell foot!"
by Jessica + Russell<3 January 30, 2009
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The term for a person who trys to act like a stoner.
Though obviously not, they say things to make it seem so.
They do this because they don't much of a personality to them..
"Hey man, do I smell like weed?"

"Uhhh...no..should you?"

"Oh yah..I got high this morning. I'm a total stoner."

"No, your a Russell"
by chocolateorgasm April 18, 2010
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Another term for ordering a half pint of beer at a microbrewery. Can also be considered a verb (pulling a Russell) when a person repeatedly orders multiple half pints instead of just ordering a full pint of beer.
"Would you like another beer"?
"Sure. But instead of a full pint, I think I'll just have a Russell".
by Pretzel Girl August 02, 2011
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A.K.A dylan. a large, hairy, ape of a person. no this guy literally has so much hair on his body. and he also lies about his virginity, hes such a virgin. he falls in love way too easily and cant get over ANYTHING. he also lies about being bisexual and dates guys and then dumps them the next day. hes a pedophile who falls in love with little girls. hes an emo poser who dresses like a fake gangsta and cuts too pretend to be emo. hes way too dramatic and makes a big deal over every little thing, he makes fun of everyone for stuff even he does. hes a masturabion and porn addict who dates little girls on the internet. and is dating a short, ugly, native girl who doesnt brush her grey hair and needs to fix her teeth.
EXAMPLE #1:
Russell: i love you rachael, i really do.
Rachael: i hate you! go away you hairy ape!
Russell: *fake crys, cuts himself*
Rachael: HAHA you emo poser. loser.

EXAMPLE #2:
Russell: dude, i just took the emo test online and it says im not emo. im so depressed. this pisses me off so fucking much.
Nadaleigh: uh ok? i dont care.
Russell: im emo though! i cut and stuff...
Nadaleigh: you arent emo. im emoer than you.
Russell {one day later}: UGH!!! the emo test says im not emo!! what the fuck??? *cuts himself*
Nadaleigh: i dont fucking care! you dress like youre gangsta
Russell: *fake crys*
by nadaleigh May 15, 2008
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