A beloved Aussie icon who represents what it means to be a true blue Aussie. He regualrly fucks things up attempting to perefect the art of Australian bushcraft.
Russell Coight Quotes:
"Captain Cooks fleet could well of met a watery grave or even drowned"
"Meanwhile on the ground a mob of emus can be seen grazing....
Emus tend to travel in pairs or sometimes alone or in groups, and feed mainly at night or during the day"
"I gained most of my vast knowledge of the outback from my father Russell Coight Snr, who taught me everything I know before he died from a combination of a self-inflicted axe wound, sunstroke, and snake-bite."
"Out here, survival is the name of the game. Only it's not a game; it's deadly serious."
"Some of the animals are nocturnal, so the best time to see them is at night. Only you can't see them, because it's dark."
" Feel's good to be on the road again, feels like a drug, not an illegal drug a good drug, not that drugs are good there bad, this drug is a driving drug, not a speed one*pauses*, I'm on a natural high..."