2. A female, preferably of Chinese descent. She enjoys long walks on pebble-stoned beaches, insensitive men, children with dyslexia, and bagels with lox.
3. Her alter ego enjoys munching on small children, taking other peoples' erasers, complaining about her abusive father, and being uncommonly lazy.
Earl: "Was that the... Ruoya?"
Yeti: "heehee... heehee!"
Earl/George:"AHHH!" (run away)