Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"
In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.
She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.
Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.
Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.
Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"
Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."
Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."
Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"
Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"
Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"
*Someone who i well verse in being the bent over participant can suck vomit into the anus and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.
2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.
Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."
I ran out of mixer, so I made a Rumpelstiltskin.