The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.
Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.
Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.
Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.
The combination of a rimjob
and a blumpkin
. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.
Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"
Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"
Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."
Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."
Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"
Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"
Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"
This is when a man (or sometimes woman) is bent over giving the man a blow job. While this is occurring the man/woman giving the blowjob is shitting. Simultaneously, the man receiving the blow job vomits down into the man/woman's ass crack causing a flood of vomit and shit to be flung from the anus.
*Someone who i well verse in being the bent over participant can suck vomit into the anus and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.
Ex. a man recieveing a bj vomits into the ass of the man or woman who is giving it while he or she shits, making her a Rumpelstiltskin
1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child
2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping
Girl: "What's wrong, baby?"
Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."
A cocktail consisting of vodka and Dr. Pepper. It is traditionally served over ice in a juice glass.
Bartender, I'll have a Rumpelstiltskin and a beer.
When a man sticks his pinky in a mature woman's anus to the point of milking her prostate. Also known as Pinky Pumpin.
Thomas was pounding Margaret doggy style when he thought to tickle her fancy by giving her a much needed Rumpelstiltskin.
A Rumpelstiltskin is an alcoholic beverage consisting of the following: BOTTOM shelf vodka on the rocks, with a dash of lemon or lime juice. Should be served stirred not shaken.
Money was tight, so we got drunk on Rumpelstiltskin.
I ran out of mixer, so I made a Rumpelstiltskin.