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Essentialy an unsually aggressive Tumble Weed. Indigenous to rural America, the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed has a larger mass than its Tumble Weed counterpart and is capable of travelling at higher speeds. The kinetic energy produced by the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed is unprecedented. Small to medium sized farm arnimals are particularly at risk as they become entangled in Rumble-bumble-tumble-weeds complex knottyness. Typically after being subjected to a violent onslaught victims are usually found dead on the rooftops of buildings up to five miles away. Sometimes animals are found without their skins, and sometimes much much worse... Person A:
I have dead animals on the roof of my house. Why? Person B: Hmm ok... Are the animals intact? Person A: The chickens look fine, the pigs and the cow have no legs and no faces. Person B: Hmm. Was it windy last night? Person A: Yes. Very. Person B: Ah ha! Person A: What? Person B: Twas the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed! |
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