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15.
Runny stool that strikes when least expected as a result of drinking copious amount of rum the night before.
Bro 1: "I drank so much Ron last night...
*feeling of your ass about to fall out your leather cheerio*
I think I have the runs..."
Bro 2: "Nah bruh, you have the rums."
by Phebreeze November 30, 2011
 
1.
Rum
(n) A tasty liquor. Goes great with coke. See Captain Morgan or Bacardi and enjoy.
Hey there, bar keep. Let me get a rum and coke and keep em' comin.
by ben October 06, 2003
 
2.
rum
a magical drinking which apon sipping, you automatically turn into a pirate
jimmy before rum: whats up dudes?
jummy after rum: ahoy mates! scrub the poop decks! yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
by Allisoooooon February 02, 2007
 
3.
rum
a tasty beverage favored mostly by prirates
Pirate: "why is the rum always gone" ?
by lilyrose August 10, 2007
 
4.
rum
An alcholic beverage that is usually mixed with other drinks. Havana Club is popular in Cuba. It comes in a variety of flavours and is usually added to anything that you ask for at the bar.
After drinking a few cokes I realized that Juan-Carlos was adding rum to each one. Sweet...
by chhh May 03, 2005
 
5.
rum
Best. Damn. Drink. Ever. Add Coka-Cola and a lime and you got a great thing. Drink it stright and it still kicks ass. I recomend Myers's Dark Original (80 Proof) or Bacardi 151 (151 Proof).
When all you gots is Coke and rum, have fun. Get some girls over!!!
by Pimp T-Dawg January 08, 2004
 
6.
Rum
Liquor, from the caribbean, made out of sugar cane.
"why is the rum always gone?"
"Rum is for drinking not for burning"
by barcelo February 23, 2008
 
7.
Rum
Nectar of the gods. Made from sugar. Makes you smarter, better at everything, makes others seem more attractive.
Rum is the most delicious alcohol known to the human population. It transcends race, ethnicity, sexuality, and intellect.
by Mango77 January 11, 2010