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Referring to The Rules of the Internet. Possibly the most important rules of them all. Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents. Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet. Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms. EXAMPLE 1--
normal teenager: r u a girl or guy? girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3 normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30 EXAMPLE 2-- strange man: So you're 7, eh? little boy(not): yes, why? strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime?? little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you. strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30. |
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