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Rule 34 is an internet rule that basically means if it exists, porn or anything connected to porn about it will exist
My childhood was smashed before my eyes when i saw spondebob rule 34'd. Why god, why?
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If an object can be conjectured, there is porn made of it. If not, then porn will be made of it as soon as someone hears what you are looking for. (see rule 34-B)

Known exceptions are:
Rule 34 itself. You cannot rule 34, rule 34.
Also, abstract ideas may not be rule 34'd, it must be a concrete object or be representable as one.
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"There is porn of it. No exceptions."
True for any movie, game, character, etc. that you can think of, and some you can't.
/r/ rule 34 for calvin and hobbes
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If it exists or can be imagined, there's a porn of it.
guy1: Have you seen that tentacle porn with Dora the Explorer!
guy2: Yep, still not as bad as Gwen Tennyson blowing an alien while getting fucked by her cousin, mother, and grandpa at the same time!
guy1: Daaaaaammm! rule 34 strikes again!
guy2: Thank god there's no "Chuck Norris fucking Optimus Prime" shit out there.
guy1: You just imagined it, now there is.
guy2: Damn you rule34, damn you!
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If you've thought of it, it's already porn.

Or will be.
Person 1: I wonder if there is Pokemon Porn?
Person 2: Rule 34
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Yes, there is.
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If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be.

Only one known exception: rule 34 itself.
1: Hey, do you know if there's any Power Rangers porn out there?
2: Rule 34.
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A rule on the internet that states "If it exists, there is porn of it."
"Rule 34 ruined my childhood :("
"No, it made your childhood sexier."
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