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A joke is at it's funniest after it's third use.
Similarly, a condom will last for up to three uses before it breaks (not a recommended form of birth control.) Joke: "I know three French words: Bonjour, Merci, and surrender."
Condoms: Beth: "You wanna go again?" Alex: "I'm out of condoms." Beth: "That's okay, The Rule of Three applies." |
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When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like the slut. When a man answers DIVIDE his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player. I knew Pete was really spanking the monkey at home when he said he'd been with 3 women.
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When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had divide a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like a slut. When a man answers multiply his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player. With out applying the rule of Three, she was still a slut.
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When a woman is asked how many sexual partners she's had, take her answer and divide by three. Even without applying the rule of three, she had already slept with a staggering number of people.
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