Rule 70

Rule 70 is an internet maxim that reads: "If it exists, there is a Jiafei remix of it." The term is influenced by its predecessor, Rule 69, which states: "If it exists, there is a CupcakKe remix of it," which is in turn derived from Rule 34, quote: "If it exists, there is porn of it." The term was based of off a trend in the Floptok and Stan Twitter subcultures where people remix songs with the Chinese song Ye Hua Xiang (野花香, which is translated into "Fragrance of Wild Flowers.") and reference a fictional saleswoman named Jiafei (佳霏), a combination of two C-pop artists named Meng Jia (孟佳) and Wang Feifei (王霏霏). The trend was inspired by a previous one where people would remix songs with music from CupcakKe's (Elizabeth Eden Harris) discography, which is infamous for its overtly sexual nature.

Sammie: Hey, did you hear about Chloe's music project?
Kevin: Yeah, she just took one of Beyonce's songs and Jiafei-remixed it.
Sammie: Talk about Rule 70.

by buy jiafei's products ✨ January 16, 2023

Rule 70

All Girls either Are Or will be driven crazy eventually unless they become Dead before being able to be driven crazy

Guy 1: i met this hot blonde
Guy 2: dude don't even try shes crazy
Guy 1: you haven't even met her. how would you know?
Guy 2: Rule 70
Guy 1: oh.....dang

by ThatCrazyGuy November 17, 2010

RULE 70

When peeing in a urinal, if one does not flush, any witnesses are entitled to one ball shot on the non-flusher!! This goes for girls as well.

Rule 70: Flush or lose your balls.....simple as that.

by beiber_hater November 15, 2010