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1. Rule 47
The pool is always closed.
'zomfg lemme in the pool or ill report you to mod LOLOLolOLoLOlOl'

Rule 47, faggot.
2. Rule 47
NEVER jerk off a cactus.
Really, no example is needed. Rule 47 explains itself.