Guy 2: But aren't you goin out with Taquisha?
Guy 1: Dude Rule #5! Mynesha lives in Boulder, Taquisha lives in Denver.
Dude 1: Bro I fucked Moesha all night long last night! High Five!
Dude 2: Arent you goin out with Kiandra?
Dude 1: Dude! Rule #5 Moesha's a 720, Kiandra's a 970.........retard.