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when a preferably a girl (not homosexuals) takes a section of rug and vigorously slides the rough piece of carpet across the shaft of the the penis
Dude i have a huge ass rug burn from that chick last night!!!
You scored a rugjob niceeeeee!!!!!!!
by T Mac, macaroni matt April 13, 2008
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The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.
Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!
by Golde July 10, 2008
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