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Typical school rugby player. Usually posessing the "On the team" attitude and acts accordingly (like a total twat.) Can usually be seen in the 'cool' end of the socialising area with the rest of the rugby team. Doesn't take well to footballers or anyone outside his group of small brains and thanks to the athletic nature of the school, didnt need qualifications to move up academically in the school (rugger bugger team coach "pulled his pisser" as known in the trade (arse sex to most.) Enjoys picking on people who are alone with rest of "gang" who are never going to fight back (gang banging.) In conversation with other rugger buggers other peoples dislike for them is expressed by the formulae
N = d (N = Not on team.) (d - dont like me/us.) Usually will gloat etc about having trophey pickings with the women but usually is faced with nothing special and gets very annoyed when Johnny Smooth (who is actually a nice guy and hangs with Professor Chrissy) gets the school corker. "Clothes off for the showers boys, lets do some rugger buggering"
"You aint on the team, you aint coming in" "Fine i'll go to that nice place down with goals and a box at each goals." |
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A large, often hairy, man who plays rugby for some local or regional club, is built like a brick house privy, and after the game retires to the pub with the rest of the team to sing rude songs and tell blue jokes. Them:
"OH! Football is for poofters And tennis is for queers Cricket is for batty boys who take it up the rears Golfers bite their pillows And swimmers do the same But! We are proper men because RUGBY is our game!" Me: "You're a rugger bugger, intcha?" |
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Rugby playing schoolkids/University lads who seem to have an insatiable curiosity about all things involving gay sex. See rugby songs/jokes. Rugger bugger song>
The sexual life of a camel Is stranger than anyone thinks At the height of the mating season, He tries to bugger the sphinx But the sphinx's posterior orifice Is blocked with the sands from the Nile Which accounts for the hump on the camel And the sphinx's inscrutable smile Singing Bum Titty, Bum Titty, Titty Bum Bum Titty Bum Titty ay, Singing Bum Titty, Bum Titty, Titty Bum Singing Bum Titty Bum Titty ay 'Cos we're all queers together That's why we go around in pairs Yes we're all queers together Excuse us while we go upstairs Now the sexual life of a bullfrog Is hard to comprehend At the height of the mating season He tries to bugger his friend But the arse of the average bullfrog Is filled up with mucus and slime Which accounts for the face of the bullfrog And why he goes BURRRRRP all the time chorus A biological paper from Oxford By Harrison, Hunter and Hall Has proven that the common hedgehog Cannot be buggered at all An alternative thesis from Cambridge Has incontrovertibly shown That comparative immunity from buggery Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone |
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to add to the hairy giants discription are the communal naked baths towel whipping (bugger in the true sense) and endless vomiting from drinking to much BITTER The crudest of Rugger bugger songs!
The Tampax Factory Jamboree e e In the Tampax Factory shout out your orders loud and clear (LOUD AND CLEAR) We have small medium large, Super duper fill a barge when the end of the month comes around |
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