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When your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.
Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...
by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH August 11, 2011

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