(noun) Waxy, vanilla smelling hair pomade used by "greasers" or "rockabillies." Based on Dr. Rubin's, a Los Angeles pomade manufacturer. Hair product in greaser parlance.
"Dude my pomp is sticking up in back. Do you have any Rubin's on you?"
The last name of a sexy Jewish person. Only the sexiest jews have the last name rubin.
Bobby:"Hey, did you get that girl's name?"
Drake: "Naw man, only her first, but i bet her last is Rubin"
Drake: "Cause she was a sex god"
(verb) to break something in an idiotic or pointless manner, often linked to alchohol consumption.
OMG you have rubined your deck, n00b!
You got Rubined.
To have an enormous annoying bowel movement
I need to go take a rubin.
A derogatory term for a man with red or orange hair. Derived from the schoolyard rhyme, "Rubin, red pubin!"
All Rubins are aliens.