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a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.
"i fucked ruben last night" said marina
by ruben March 03, 2005
 
8.
One who re-introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. One who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again. Last but not least, the man that I am madly in love with.
There's only one example...Ruben himself.
by His Precious February 04, 2010
 
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The grizzliest machismo in all of manhood. Peasants cower in fear as his masculine sideburns bring down the wrath of God in their poor villages. You think you may have seen him before, but rest assured, if you had, your loins would have already frothed with passion and your mind would have his image carved until the ends of the earth. This is Ruben.
Ruben touched my bed the other day. I am forever blessed.
by Irontayguh March 13, 2011
 
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A sexy curly haired guy, that always looks Scruffy, always looks like a tuff guy but is actually an amazingly nice guy that u can talk to for days. If he loves you, he will actually love you. Can be mean but always kidding. Ice cream hater, loves beer. Give him a hug and never let go:) And he's a little kid
Look at ruben!
by mdrbaby16 June 27, 2011
 
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A sexy guy, with one hell of a deep voice that makes all the girls fall in love. I want me some Ruben <3
My man Ruben has a sexy voice <3
by That stalking Succubus <3 December 31, 2011
 
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A cool ass nigga , who's down to earth, nigga hollas at fine ass girls. He's pretty much the shit, ususally playa playa.
Damn, Ruben is lookinf fine.
by therealg123 September 05, 2011
 
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Ruben is a very nice, very handsome Puerto Rican (not Mexican, haha) gentleman. He is respectful to women, and has a great taste in music from those people who cover all the time on youtube.

He's got a crazy weird personality that makes you instantly want to be friends with him, and a fantastic humor that keeps you laughing hysterically throughout the whole conversation. (AND he can actually carry out an intellectual conversation!)

He's really a phenomenon, to be honest. A remarkable guy. :)
Becca: Morgan, why are you so tired?!

Morgan: Well, I was up all night messaging Ruben.

Becca: Why on earth would you do that?

Morgan: Because he's funny as hell and keeps me laughing, plus he's pretty dang extraordinary. I want to talk to him as much as I can. :)
by MorganShmorgan January 28, 2011