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1. A brand of Danish Butter Cookies
2. A risky sexual manuver, often involving over a yard of fine silks, and/or a midget pervert elf named marc.
1. I never get sick of the rich taste or a Royale Dansk.

2. ...so she screwed up on the Royale Dansk and got her vagina stretched by over 2 feet.
by twinkle toe November 30, 2003

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