fresh nigga. swagg to max. You need to be like a "Rowland"
Look at that nigga in the Lambo, he a Rowland!
An all around life adonis. Some say they came down from the heavens to make regular peoples lives more meaningful and entertaining. They often contain extremely important life skills such as being extremely gifted at beer pong, shaving their dominant facial hair and dishing out high fives for no decent reason. Other human beings sometimes attempt to be as successful in life as Rowlands but pale in comparison eg: Everyone. Rowlands are rare to find but easy to point out as they are often coated in a thick layer of awesomeness.
Agatha: "Oh my, that man is extremely handsome and good at everything important"
Gareth: "I agree, he must be a Rowland
A disgusting and vile creature. Rowlands tend to be diminutive, but with a gigantic wenis. Stay away from these foul monsters. See also Flounder
Eww, Rowland's so gross!