The place where all the badass people from Albany, Schenectady, and Rotterdam choose to live.
Benefits of Rotterdam Junction can be and are not limited to:
*All night woods parties.
*No police for miles around.
*A QuikStop, Stewarts, and Anthony's Resturant.
*No motherfuckin hippies.
*Everyone is a Broski.
Bad things about Rotterdam Junction:
*We party way to hard for you, and this might cause a huge drop in your ego.
*We ride dirtbikes, BMX, and your girlfriend better than you ever could.
*This is the place dreams are made, and most can't handle it.
Junction Kid "Well, I do live in Rotterdam Junction, party central for upstate New York."
Broski "Fuck yes! I'll get some drinks and meet you at Woestina."
Junction Kid "For the win."