Wife: No, what's it like?
Man: Here, I'll make you one... (Farts loudly under the duvet and lifts it up over his wife's head)
Wife: Oh, you dirty bastard!
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from email@example.com. We'll never spam you.
Log in with Facebook to save your favorite definitions
and share them with friends.