1. Senior Women who honestly believe their snatches are functional enough to catch a lively young male.
2. Geezer ladies who hit on dudes that could possibly be their grandsons
3. Wannabe "Ashton-Kutcher-Wife" type females
4. Basically Madonnas with zero sex appeal...
*Male Version: Wrinkled Salami*
Just tell those Rotten Tuna's to light their oxygen tanks on fire and walk away