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Is a bald english Actor who was in Eastenders for many many years and now films documentries in different parts of the world covering warefare, gangs and pirates.

also likes to eat bacon on sunday mornings and touchs young sloths.
ross kemp: "Hi, im ross kemp and im here in JABALABA LAND to show you how dangerous it is in this part of the world"
by PerU.graff October 07, 2009

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