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The process of returning home from Iraq, realizing you haven't seen a woman in 18 months, turning on the TV, realizing that the Rosie O'Donnell show is the only show on, and getting the lotion out due to desperation.
Dude, I had to pull a Rosie Wank today. I couldn't take it anymore!
by Sarn't February 09, 2007

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