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A wood nymph. Short, dark and furry, usually with thick eyebrows. Sparkles in sunlight like an Ian (fairy godmother that eats small cattle)
... Ever watched twilight? Mix that with a tree fairy and then have THAT mate with a dendrophiliac gnome.

Rosemarin, 'nuff said.
by I pwn yew November 06, 2010