Rory is a fictional character from Gilmore Girls
, played by Alexis Bledel
. Her story opens in a storybook Connecticut town, interacting with an eclectic mix of heart-warming friends.
She is the child of thirtysomething Lorelai Gilmore Lauren Graham
who has made her share of mistakes in life, but has been doing her best to see that her college-bound daughter - and best friend - doesn't follow in her footsteps.
As TV.com puts it, "That may be easier said than done, considering that the two share the same interests, the same intellect, the same coffee addiction and the same eyes."
While Rory is more serious than Lorelai, there are similarities, especially where romance is concerned.
Rory is a coffee-drinker, journalist, attendee of Yale (even though Harvard was once her dream college), and reader. She talks fast, samples eccentric dishes, and pulls together a plethora of witty sayings and apt thoughtfulness with ease that gives her character a very comfortable, but very chic persona.
"It's my mother's name, too. She named me after herself. She was lying in the hospital thinking about how men name boys after themselves all the time, you know, so why couldn't women? She says her feminism just kind of took over. Though personally I think a lot of Demerol also went into that decision. I never talk this much."
- Rory exchanges names with Dean, "The Pilot"
"I live in two worlds. One is a world of books. I've been a resident of Faulkner's Yoknapatawpha County, hunted the white whale aboard the Pequod, fought alongside Napoleon, sailed a raft with Huck and Jim, committed absurdities with Ignatius J. Reilly, rode a sad train with Anna Karenina, and strolled down Swann's Way. It's a rewarding world, but my second one is by far superior. My second one is populated with characters slightly less eccentric but supremely real, made of flesh and bone, full of love, who are my ultimate inspiration for everything."
- Rory's valedictorian speech, "Those Are Strings, Pinocchio"
BEST PERSON EVER!!! Rory is the kind of person who will be there no matter what. He has support flowing out his ass hole. He is very smart and conciders all around him. He is very respectful and will make BEAUTIFUL BABIES!
Rory's AMAZING! Cale's a FAG!
To be the human version of google.
"Whats the difference between raptors and t-rexes?"
"I don't know. Rory it."
A smart, charming individual with a unique charisma that causes all the girls within the building to be unnaturally attracted to him, but not in a romantic way. All relationships end in the friend zone
and there are no escapes.
IF a hot girl likes a Rory, she will not admit it because, despite said charisma and charm, she would feel embarrassed to associate herself with him in public/around close family due to his being a little husky. Hence, Rory will stay in the Friend Zone regarding that person until Rory dies.
Sources: personal experience(s)
Other notes: Despite constantly being friend-zoned, Rory does truly care but feels sad that he will be Forever Alone forever.
"Hey, who is that guy? I feel strangely attracted to him and ashamed of it at the same time!"
"Oh... that's Rory. We're......friends."
Rorys are extremely attractive, with a really hot body and a massive dick. Usually hanging out with his guy friends, he'll completely cut them off no matter what just so he can be with a girl. A lot of girls fall for Rory, but only every blue moon does he keep one, cause he's extremely picky about his women. He's also very smart, sensitive and supportive, but can be lazy, easily angered, unmotivated and shy. Rory's usually have high intellect for their age, and can be very creative.
Some blonde: Oh my god did you hear about Hayley? She hooked up
with Rory last night
Other chick: Hah, yeah, I did a week ago, he's got the biggest cock.
Another Chick: are you guys talking about that shy guy over there?
Some Blonde: yeah
Another Chick: I thought he was a Rory, I mean just look at that ass!
Someone who dies a lot. Derived from the character of the same name in British sci-fi show Doctor Who, who died a lot, but at the time of writing is still somehow alive.
Oh my god, you killed Rory! You bastard!
To accidentally block someone's path when walking in a group, by unintentionally drifting in front of them.
A person who commits the act of rorying
is such a rory!
I know the other day he kept on rorying me!
The biggest downer of all time. Don't ever give him good news because he'll just shit all over it.
"Hey, you hear about my new job promotion?"
"wow, dude! That's great! Don't tell the guy over there though. He's a Rory."