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22.
The reason why you are not sleeping right now. Not because he is annoying, but because he is one of your best friends even if he wasn't before rooming. The one who can make you laugh with random stuff he does in the safety of your room and vice versa. The kind that you can make endless inside jokes with, sometimes even daily.
I started randomly dancing and instead of judging me, my roommate applauded me
by awesomeroomie November 27, 2010
 
23.
Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.
"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."
by Bok Choy Jr. May 22, 2008
 
24.
antonym of stranger, the room mate - to lie on one's stomach until your dick falls asleep then to proceed giving one's self a handjob, giving one the sensation of jacking someone else off.
My real roommate was out of town so i decided to roommate myself, it was great
by solecize November 28, 2003
 
25.
Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.
"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."
by Bok Choy Jr. May 22, 2008
 
26.
fuck friend. also see mini mouse
i kicked my roommate to the curb
by Anonymous November 17, 2002
 
27.
laying on your stomach until your dick goes numb and then jacking off. It feels like your doing it to someone else, your roommate.
I was bored, and there was no one around so i gave myself a roommate.
by David D's a fag March 18, 2004