sue bellanger hi ronald look its howard stern
howard stern i have child porn!
A red-headed butt raper.
Who creeps little children out by stareing at them for long periods of time.
Ronald McDonald:*Stares back*
Child: Mommy, Why doesn't he ever blink, see I can poke him in the eye and he doesn't do anything?.
"Honey stoping doing the Ronald McDonald stare.. Its scaring me.."
(2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the Health Nazis. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader.
(3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.
(2.) Down with the Nanny-State! Up with personal accountability! Remember Ronald McDonald!
(3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0! LOL!
2. What the Ronald McDonald House is named after.
3. A hate fetish for college age neo-Marxist fruitcakes. See "McSpotlight".
Recently here in Indonesia they found one of the workers in McDonald's dressed like Ronald McDonald in the toilet, where he was sexually molesting a 7-year old girl.
For some very strange reason they do have security cameras in the toilets (i'm being 100% serious here), so everything, yes everything of the event got caught on tape.
I believe someone put up the video on the internet, however i can't seem to find it, so i guess they took it down.
Anyway, Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the McDonald's fast food chain. After the incident i stated above occured the parents of the 7-year old girl filed a lawsuit against Ronald (lol) and eventually they sued McDonald's Indonesia to pay 500,000 indonesian Rupiahs, which was around 1.500$ dollars (i think) back then.
Nowadays Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland friends have been largely phased out, they still exist at the restaurants but you barely see them in the commercials anymore (Thank god, who knows what evil plans that child molester hides?).
With other words, never EVER become friends with Ronald McDonald, or he'll turn you into a cheeseburger for all the fat kids to eat and drool on. I'm being serious here!
She couldn't walk past a McDonald's restaurant without getting scared, she had a fear for being alone in the toilet and she overall was terrified of clowns. (This is actually not serious, but i can imagine she felt like that).
Satan to anyone smart
Billy: Holy Motherfucking Tittyfucking Tentacle rape monster loving christ Its Ronald Mcdonald!
Mom: Billy! its time to go now!
Billy: Fuck off Mom. i don't need you anymore i got Ronald!