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McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
by anonymous November 22, 2004
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child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.
Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.
by Andrew B July 26, 2006
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The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.
It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald
by the truth January 18, 2005
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A queer ass clown that likes to molest little kids in his play lands.
I got brad'ed by Ronald when I was ten
by Tatanka September 11, 2003
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The Devil incarnated as a clown, and clowns are evil anyway.
by Anonymous March 24, 2003
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