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Commonly mistaken with the Hamburgler yet way more epic, the Ronald McDonald is when one recieves a blowjob from a girl without hooking up with her anytime before this encounter or even at all that night. A Ronald McDonald is often used when the girl is much too fugly to ever touch back.
Though Melissa resembled that of Rocky Dennis, Dan still received a Ronald McDonald knowing that he would not have to touch her and no one would find out.
by Rahdagh August 09, 2009
 
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McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
by anonymous November 22, 2004
 
2.
child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
 
3.
The Devil incarnated as a clown, and clowns are evil anyway.
by Anonymous March 24, 2003
 
4.
The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.
It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald
by the truth January 18, 2005
 
5.
A queer ass clown that likes to molest little kids in his play lands.
I got brad'ed by Ronald when I was ten
by Tatanka September 11, 2003
 
6.
The center of all evil.
by Poopsy July 08, 2003
 
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The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.
Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.
by Andrew B July 26, 2006