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34.
A sexual technique in which you stick as many french fries in a girls asshole, pussy, and mouth as you can until she turns white. Then you punch her in the face and give her a bloody nose, which you use as ketchup
Josh: Doood you'll never believe what happened last nite!
Dan: Wassup brah?!
Josh: Me and Janet were goin at it and I totally Ronald McDonalded that bitch!
Dan: OHHHH SHITTTT HIGH FIVE BROSICLE
by Channy Wanny January 25, 2009
 
1.
McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
by anonymous November 22, 2004
 
2.
child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
 
3.
The Devil incarnated as a clown, and clowns are evil anyway.
by Anonymous March 24, 2003
 
4.
The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.
It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald
by the truth January 18, 2005
 
5.
A queer ass clown that likes to molest little kids in his play lands.
I got brad'ed by Ronald when I was ten
by Tatanka September 11, 2003
 
6.
The center of all evil.
by Poopsy July 08, 2003
 
7.
The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.
Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.
by Andrew B July 26, 2006