A red-headed butt raper.
Who creeps little children out by stareing at them for long periods of time.
Ronald McDonald:*Stares back*
Child: Mommy, Why doesn't he ever blink, see I can poke him in the eye and he doesn't do anything?.
"Honey stoping doing the Ronald McDonald stare.. Its scaring me.."
This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.
Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.